Rajiv and Mona are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation tocelebrate their 40th anniversary.Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, "Ladiesand Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines haveCeased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, Isee an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on thebeach.However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to liveon the island for the rest of our lives!"Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on theisland.
An hour later Rajiv turns to his wife and asks, "Mona, did we pay our Rs5lakh deposit cheque yet to ICICI Bank?"
"No, sweetheart," she responds.
Rajiv, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, "Mona, did we payour ICICI Bank Master card yet?"
"Oh no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the cheque," she says.
"One last thing, Mona. Did you remember to send cheques for the autoloan to them too this month?" he asks.
"Oh, forgive me, Rajiv," begged Mona. "I didn't send that one, either."
Rajiv grabs her and gives her the biggest hug in 40 years. Mona pullsaway and asks him, "So, why did you hug me?"Rajiv answers, "They'll find us"
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